★ NEW! ★ Hintermail is a private domain offering one whole megabyte of premium electronic storage. No public accounts are available, but our signup technology remains on display.
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💾 1 MB PREMIUM ELECTRONIC STORAGE 💾
enough for several emails or one magnificent bitmap
enough for several emails or one magnificent bitmap
@hintermail.com
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WHY HINTERMAIL?
- 1 MEGABYTE of premium electronic storage
- Messages routed behind at least one hill
- Spam filtering performed manually by possums
- Optional carrier-pigeon fallback for total internet outages
- Messages over 140 characters may require a second pigeon
- Attachments above 300KB are subject to wingspan
- No advertising, because nobody can log in
- Your address may exist. We cannot confirm this.
PRIORITY AVIAN RELAY™
🕊️Cloud storage? We had bird storage first.
PROTOCOL: PIGEON/1.0
ENCRYPTION: TINY METAL TUBE
AVERAGE LATENCY: 3–5 BUSINESS MIGRATIONS
PACKET LOSS: SEEDS
RETURN RECEIPT: COO
ENCRYPTION: TINY METAL TUBE
AVERAGE LATENCY: 3–5 BUSINESS MIGRATIONS
PACKET LOSS: SEEDS
RETURN RECEIPT: COO
⚠ DO NOT REPLY-ALL TO THE PIGEON ⚠
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- What is Hintermail?
- A private email domain with an unnecessarily elaborate homepage.
- Who operates it?
- This information was lost during a server migration in 1998.
- Can I have an account?
- No, but the green button enjoys the attention.
- Is my email secure?
- It is certainly somewhere.
- Will a pigeon read my email?
- Only the subject line.
- How large is one megabyte?
- In 1998? Immeasurable wealth.